This Response to Item Not Received Worked! Yes! Buyer Magically Finds Item

Hi XXXX,

I’m sorry to hear the package went missing. I will contact USPS first thing in the morning. If it turns out missing we typically follow a procedure by alerting the postal inspector and filing a local police report, but hopefully the carrier left it on his truck and intends on delivering it tomorrow. Please let me know if you have any objections to sharing your contact information with police and the postal inspectors office in our claim.

Best,

CJ

Mar 9 7:02 AM

So walking to my neighbors to check one more time and I found the package.

It was ripped open behind a bush in the ally between my house and my neighbors. Guess whoever stole it realized they didn’t want it so they dumped it. Sorry for the inconvenience

Ah, ha, ha. Good one. :smiley:

I’lI just tuck this into my list of “boiler plate” responses for future use, if you have no objection.