Amazon lending

I liquidated some stock in the UK and already received a loan offer.

But the amount is too little.

That’s how it works bro, they start small to build trust. Once you pay it back, they’ll bump it up. The repayments are just a small % of your daily sales, so it’s not even that bad. If they offered pennies, it’s probably just based on your current sales - keep pushing and it’ll go up.

Back when it was Amazon doing the lending the offered us f1m once. First it was £995k then they decided to round it up. Wish I’d taken it and ran away…

So tempting! Retire in a warm country with no extradition. New name etc.

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Or I should have put it into BTC :rofl:

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Sure thing Amazon, take the loan and we will gate you in all catagories.

I’ve had various loan offers but all of them get declined when I have proceeded through the loan providers website, it seems that they have completely different criteria to Amazon. I do miss the Amazon loans, decent amounts at low interest.

I had a few from Amazon years ago, and yes they were really good.